
Some scallies recently tried to pinch a Porsche from a house in Oxfordshire, but were scuppered by the car's flat battery!
They broke into the address in Westland Road, Faringdon, and stole the keys to the Porsche and a BMW 728i.
Sadly, they escaped with the BMW, but the flat battery is still a satisfying 'one in the eye' for the thieving toe-rags!
Perhaps they don't know about Porsche leasing - you don't have to be able to afford to BUY one any more, you idiots!