
Ah, the new Porsche Cayenne GTS. Priced at £54,350 and looking uncannily like a deformed Fiat Bravo, this car is living testament to the fact that folk will buy a fresh steaming turd off the street if it has the right logo on it.

There's so many better-looking options with much better-looking price tags in this class, that I just can't fathom any logical reason to lease the monstrosity. If you lease a Porsche Cayenne and can shed light on any reason beyond a violent clash between the practical necessity of a 4x4 and the vanity of Porsche ownership, please enlighten us all...