
Kevin "only gay in the village" Shaw, the latest victim of Sir Alan's sausagey finger-pointing on BBC show 'The Apprentice', has been boasting about having sex in his Porsche.
I found it fairly hard to believe the idea that he has a Porsche, but the idea that someone would willingly have sex in it with him? Come on - animals and your own hand don't count, Kevin.
I bet you're all gagging to lease a Porsche now? Or maybe just gagging.